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Book Review: Real Live Boyfriends (Ruby Oliver #4) by E. Lockhart
Title: Real Live Boyfriends (Ruby Oliver #4) 
Author: E. Lockhart
Page Count: 225
F/NF: Fiction
Genre: Contemporary YA
Rating: 10/10
Goodreads Summary:
Ruby Oliver is in love. Or it would be love, if Noel, her real live boyfriend, would call her back. But Noel seems to have turned into a pod-robot lobotomy patient, and Ruby can’t figure out why.
Not only is her romantic life a shambles:
Her dad is eating nothing but Cheetos,
Her mother’s got a piglet head in the refrigerator,
Hutch has gone to Paris to play baguette air guitar,
Gideon shows up shirtless,
And the pygmy goat Robespierre is no help whatsoever.
Will Ruby ever control her panic attacks?
Will she ever understand boys?
Will she ever stop making lists?
(No to that last one.)
Roo has lost most of her friends. She’s lost her true love, more than once. She’s lost her grandmother, her job, her reputation, and possibly her mind. But she’s never lost her sense of humor.
Opinion:
I’m so sad to be finished with this series. These books were all so much fun to read, even though they dealt with rather depressing topics at times. These books are about real teenagers who deal with regular teenager stuff. There’s none of that insta-love here. There are no magical happy endings. That’s not to say that this series doesn’t have a happy ending, but everything’s not all wrapped up with a bow. Ruby and her friends and family still have issues that they have to work through.
And that’s, I think, the great thing about these books. They’re realistic while still being highly entertaining. Lockhart manages to present the normal in a way that’s hilarious at times and sad and heartfelt at other times. I could definitely relate to Ruby a lot, and I enjoyed reading the last of her story. I wish there were more books in the series. I’ll definitely be reading more from E. Lockhart in the future, although I doubt any other book could live up to this series.
I wish I had read this series in high school. I think it would have helped me worry less about being a “roly-poly” and just focus on being myself. I will definitely be getting a copy of this series to keep in my classroom when I become a teacher.
Character Monday: Chloe Dennison (LET GO)
Welcome to the second Character Monday, where writers introduce their characters to the world. Today I’ll be introduction the second main character from my New Adult manuscript LET GO, which I am currently revising.
Name: Chloe Dennison
Age: 22
Appearance: Relatively short and skinny, with long reddish hair and blue eyes. She usually wears skirts and almost always has a huge smile on her face.
Background: She never knew her biological father. She and her mother have lived all over Minneapolis, so she knows the city like the back of her hand. She doesn’t eat meat, and she wants to be a stage actress when she grows up. She’s dated both boys and girls but has yet to find anyone who makes her heart jump or her breathing difficult. She currently lives with her roommates Samantha Carson and Natalie Hurst (coming next week).
Personality: She always tries to see the best in people. If she focuses on the positives in life, the negatives won’t hurt so much. If you’re ever having a bad day, Chloe will do everything she can to make it better.
Why you should want to read her story: Chloe is making it her life’s work to make the eternally grumpy Samantha more happy. At the same time, though, her mother has started getting serious with a salesman who’s turning her mother into a stranger, and Chloe’s happy façade seems to be slipping. Will Chloe manage to make Samantha happier, or will Samantha’s sarcasm start rubbing off on Chloe? And will Chloe find that that special person is closer than she thinks?
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Top Ten Tuesday: When You Need Something Light and Fun

Top Ten Tuesday is a cool meme created by the people over at The Broke and the Bookish. This week’s topic is Top Ten Books When You Need Something Light and Fun.
1. The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight by Jennifer E. Smith
Despite the title, this book doesn’t actually fall into the insta-love trap that so many other YA books do. It’s an adorable book that would definitely turn to when I needed something light/fun.
2. Love and Other Perishable Items by Laura Buzo
First love is incredibly awkward, and this book captures that perfectly. This book brings me back to when I was 19. I couldn’t stop giggling like a mad woman while I was reading this book. It just reminded me so much of my life .
3. The Ruby Oliver series by E. Lockhart
I’m currently reading the last book in the series. For a series so filled with angst and drama, it definitely makes me laugh. If you haven’t read this series yet, you definitely should.
4. Can you Keep a Secret by Sophie Kinsella
I despise Kinsella’s Shopaholic series, but I remember liking this one when I read it in high school. The main character spills all her secrets on a flight when she thinks she’s about to die, and then she discovers that the person she blabbed to was the head of the company she works for. Definitely chick-lit, but I had a lot of fun reading this one.
5. Keeping the Moon by Sarah Dessen
Losing weight doesn’t magically fix all your confidence problems, and this book does a great job of addressing that. The characters are fun and interesting, and it’s definitely one of Dessen’s most light/fun books.
6. Past Perfect by Leila Sales
Competing re-enactment camps. Forbidden romance. This book is cute and fluffy, and it definitely kept me entertained. If someone was looking for a light romance to read, this would definitely be a good one to read.
7. Cinder by Marissa Meyer
This one has a few darker moments than the rest of them, but it’s still Cinderella with cyborgs, so I couldn’t not include it on this list.
8. Anything non-fiction by Laurie Notaro
I haven’t read these books since high school, so I can’t guarantee that I would still find them funny today, but I remember really enjoying these books when I first read them. I mean, how can you not love books with titles such as “I Love Everybody (And Other Atrocious Lies)” and “We Thought You Would Be Prettier”?
9. Anything non-fiction by Jen Lancaster
I haven’t read all of her books, but I read the first three that she published, and I really enjoyed them. Jennifer Lancaster goes from having everything to being broke and unemployed, and it’s fun watching her deal with things.
10. Shut Out by Kody Keplinger
This book probably should have been higher on the list, but since there’s technically no order to it, I’m no going to bother moving it. There’s a rivalry between the football and soccer players, and their girlfriends decide to withhold sex until the rivalry stops. It’s definitely a fun read, and I recommend it to anyone who likes contemporary YA.
Character Monday: Samantha Carson (LET GO)
Aside from my Writer’s Voice entry, I haven’t written that much about writing lately, and I’ve decided that that needs to change. One of my favorite things about reading other writers’ blogs is learning about their characters and imagining how fun it will be to finally be able to read those characters’ stories once their book is published. Plus, it’s always fun to see what other people are working on.
That’s why I’ve decided to make Mondays “Character Mondays.” Each Monday, I’m going to share a bit about one of the characters I’m working with. This should be helpful for me because it will force me to make sure that I really understand all of my characters, and I’m hoping it’ll make my blog more interesting for those of you who are tired of having most of my posts be book reviews.
Since I’m currently reading through CP notes for my novel LET GO, I’m going to start with the main character from that one.
Name: Samantha Carson
Age:22, turns 23 halfway through the novel
Appearance: Tall, medium build with black hair that’s cut to her shoulders. Always dresses in business attire.
Background: Samantha was born in New York. Her dad died when she was little, and her mother dated a string of losers after that. Samantha left as soon as she could and never looked back. She’s currently in her last year at the University of Minnesota, where she’s studying to become an accountant.
Personality: Samantha generally has a scowl on her face, and the world at large annoys her. She doesn’t like to waste time, and she hates smiling/happy people. She has a good heart, though, and her roommates are doing their best to make sure that that part of her shines through.
Why you should want to read her story:
Samantha’s “I hate the world” façade is starting to break. She’s forced to interact with Chloe, her incessantly happy new roommate, and she finds herself confronted with feelings that she’s tried her best to suppress for the last decade. If she’s ever going to be able to live a happy, normal life, she’s going to have to learn how to let go of the past. If only that were as easy as it sounds.
And, because I always make playlists for my characters, I’ve decided to share the five songs that best fit Samantha (even though she would probably never listen to most of them).
Samantha’s Playlist:
1. This Grudge by Alanis Morissette
Who’s it hurting now?
Who’s the one left stuck?
Who’s it torturing now…
2. Leave Home by Driveblind
We save ourselves
because no one else will…
3. Stand My Ground by Within Temptation
Stand my ground
I won’t give in
No more denying
I’ve got to face it…
4. Never Too Late by Three Days Grace
The world we knew
Won’t come back
The time we’ve lost
Can’t get back…
5. Saved by The Spill Canvas
I am unraveling
Unbearbly empty
And if this ground gives way
I just hope that you’ll catch me…
If you want to join in on Character Monday, feel free! Just click on the link below and add your name and/or the name of your blog, plus a link to your post so everyone else can check it out, too!
Book Review: The Treasure Map of Boys by E. Lockhart
Title: The Treasure Map of Boys (Ruby Oliver #3) 
Author: E. Lockhart
Page Count: 248
F/NF: Fiction
Genre: Contemporary YA
Rating: 10/10
Goodreads Summary:
Ruby is back at Tate Prep, and it’s her thirty-seventh week in the state of Noboyfriend. Her panic attacks are bad, her love life is even worse, and what’s more:
Noel is writing her notes, Jackson is giving her frogs, Gideon is helping her cook, and Finn is making her brownies. Rumors are flying, and Ruby’s already-sucky reputation is heading downhill.
Not only that, she’s also: running a bake sale, learning the secrets of heavymetal therapy, encountering some seriously smelly feet, defending the rights of pygmy goats, and bodyguarding Noel from unwanted advances.
In this companion novel to The Boyfriend List and The Boy Book, Ruby struggles to secure some sort of mental health, to understand what constitutes a real friendship, and to find true love—if such a thing exists.
Opinion:
I love Ruby Oliver more and more with each book. I’ve never seen a character in a book that’s as neurotic as I am, but Ruby definitely comes close. She tries so hard to do the right thing, but she doesn’t always succeed. She’s not perfect, but she definitely does the best she can, and she eventually learns from her mistakes.
I think that’s my favorite thing about this series, and this book in particular – the relationships are so realistic and understandable. Ruby’s parents are constantly arguing with each other and her, but you can tell that they still all love and care about each other. Ruby’s love life is complicated. She doesn’t really know what she wants, which is completely understandable, especially for a teenager. The guys in her life do things they shouldn’t and don’t understand why they make her feel bad. Her friends get mad at her without listening to her side of the story. There are no idealized relationships here.
Not everything works out the way we want it to in real life, and the same can be said for this book, although it definitely ends on a more hopeful note than the previous two did. I enjoyed watching Ruby try to figure her life out. Like always, her therapy sessions with Doctor Z were amusing and offered some good advice for the rest of us. The writing is rambling – but in a good way. It’s hard not to feel for Ruby as her life continues to fall apart around her, and it’s great watching her slowly figure out how to pick up the pieces – and decide which pieces are worth keeping in the first place.
If you’re a fan of contemporary YA and/or neurotic but sympathetic main characters, you should definitely pick up the first of this series if you haven’t already.
The Writer’s Voice
The Writer’s Voice is a fantastic contest based on the NBC show The Voice. I was lucky enough to have my name drawn as one of the 150 participants, and I couldn’t be more excited!

Query:
Dear amazing Writer’s Voice coaches,
Maggie Fitts, known less affectionately by some of her classmates as Maggie “Doesn’t” Fitts, is sick of being the fattest girl in class. After a series of embarrassing events at the end of eighth grade, Maggie is determined to lose weight. When a cute guy moves in across the street, Maggie’s determination grows stronger. If she can pull this off, she just might be able to start high school with a new body and a new boyfriend.
But when Maggie’s parents announce they’re getting divorced, her whole world is thrown upside down. Now she must find the balance between having fun with her friends, getting her crush to like her, shuffling between her parents, and trying to lose weight. Her best friend keeps telling her that losing weight won’t make her happy, but Maggie refuses to listen. If she fails, she’ll begin another year as “the fat girl,” and she can’t let that happen. When her uncle suffers a heart attack, however, Maggie is forced to reconsider everything she thought she knew about health and happiness.
FOR REAL THIS TIME, complete at 49,000 words, is a contemporary young adult novel. It should appeal to fans of Carolyn Mackler and Sarah Dessen.
Thank you so much for your time and consideration.
Katie Green
First 250 words:
If there’s anything worse than being a fat girl going bathing suit shopping, it’s being a fat girl going bathing suit shopping while your skinny friend complains about how fat she is.
“This would be so cute on me if I wasn’t so fat,” Hannah complains, holding up a pink bikini. She turns to face us, holding it up to her chest. “Wouldn’t this be cute on me?”
Brilee and I exchange eye rolls. Brilee’s not nearly as fat as I am, but at least she’s not skinny like Hannah.
“It’s adorable,” says Brilee, moving onto the next rack of bathing suits. “Why don’t you just try it on and see?”
“I can’t,” says Hannah. “I’ve put on so much weight this year! I can’t believe there’s only three more weeks of school. I should have been dieting. That’s it. I’m going on a diet tonight. I think I’ve gained like twenty pounds this year.”
If she thinks she’s fat, I can’t even begin to imagine how fat she must think I am. I keep my mouth shut and my head down, trying not to draw attention to myself until the topic changes. Instead, I flip through a rack of bathing suits that are way too small for me. The largest size here is a twelve. I wear a twenty. I glance over at the junior plus section, but that’s all the way on the other side of the aisle.
Book Review: Coffeehouse Angel by Suzanne Selfors
Title: Coffeehouse Angel 
Author: Suzanne Selfors
Page Count: 276
F/NF: Fiction
Genre: Contemporary YA
Rating: 8/10
Summary:
When a random act of kindness involves Katrina with Malcolm, a handsome teenage guardian angel intent on fulfilling her greatest wish, fame and fortune seem like the most obvious requests. But after two botched wishes, Malcolm knows Katrina is hiding something from him. How can she tell him the truth, when her heart’s desire has become Malcolm himself?
Opinion:
I bought this book on a whim a few weeks (possibly months) ago, and I’ve been reading it a little bit at a time since then. It sounded like a cute, silly romantic story, and that was what I felt like reading at the time. This book was definitely different than I expected it to be, though not necessarily in a bad way. The romance was actually a much smaller part of the novel than I expected.
This novel really has four plotlines. The first follows Katrina as she tries to figure out who she is and what she wants out of life. The second focuses on family as Katrina and her grandmother try to save their old world coffee shop. The third focuses on friendship and betrayal, as Katrina’s best friend starts hanging out with the daughter of the owner of a rival coffee shop. The fourth focuses on Katrina’s relationship with Malcolm, the angel. There are also several subplots. It sounds like there’s a lot going on, but I think it works. The different threads weave together nicely. Everything wraps up a little too nicely in the end, but I’m still impressed overall.
The characters in this book are fantastic, as is the world-building. I’ve always considered world-building a fantasy/sci-fi thing, but it definitely applies here. They live in a small town in the Northwest that still follows Old World traditions, and Selfors did a great job of describing the town. I could picture all the people and events, and it felt like a real place. The characters also felt real. They all have distinct personalities and their own problems going on. Everything doesn’t revolve around Katrina and her problems, which was nice. That said, most of the novel did focus on Katrina, and it was nice to read about a character who didn’t have it all figured out yet. I loved her “closet of failure” or whatever it was that she called it, which was filled with projects she had started and given up on when she figured out that that wasn’t her talent. I could definitely relate to that, and it was fun watching as she eventually figured out what she wanted to do with her life.
While the writing was great overall, there were a few things that bothered me about this novel. The main thing that bothered me was that the romance just sort of appears all of a sudden. I did eventually grow to like Malcolm and hope that he and Katrina would get to be together, but that wasn’t until long after she first thought about kissing him. It just seemed a bit forced at first. Another thing I didn’t like was the already-mentioned fact that everything just sort of falls together in the end. Katrina does work to make this happen, so it wasn’t as bad as it could have been, but I still think a lot of luck was involved at the end.
The next paragraph contains a minor spoiler involving a minor side character. If you don’t want to know anything about the end, skip this paragraph:
The last thing that bothered me is a much smaller part of the book, something that most people probably don’t care about but which really bothered me. The daughter of the competing coffee shop is an overachiever. The principal holds her up as a shining example of a student, and she’s constantly doing something to help other people. We’re clearly supposed to find her annoying, and she only becomes less annoying at the end of the novel, once her father is no longer “forcing” her to be an overachiever. So she’s forgiven for being an overachiever because she didn’t actually want to be. Why wasn’t it enough that she was a nice person who also did a lot of things?
Overall, this was an enjoyable book. The writing was decent, the description fabulous, and the characters realistic and easy to cheer for. If you’re looking for a light, quick read, this is a good one to pick up. It’s also like $1.60 on Amazon and Barnes and Noble, so it’s definitely not a big risk if you end up not liking it.
Book Review: Shut Out by Kody Keplinger
Title: Shut Out 
Author: Kody Keplinger
Page Count: 273
F/NF: Fiction
Genre: Contemporary YA
Rating: 9/10
Goodreads Summary:
Most high school sports teams have rivalries with other schools. At Hamilton High, it’s a civil war: the football team versus the soccer team. And for her part,Lissa is sick of it. Her quarterback boyfriend, Randy, is always ditching her to go pick a fight with the soccer team or to prank their locker room. And on three separate occasions Randy’s car has been egged while he and Lissa were inside, making out. She is done competing with a bunch of sweaty boys for her own boyfriend’s attention
Then Lissa decides to end the rivalry once and for all: She and the other players’ girlfriends go on a hookup strike. The boys won’t get any action from them until the football and soccer teams make peace. What they don’t count on is a new sort of rivalry: an impossible girls-against-boys showdown that hinges on who will cave to their libidos first. But what Lissa never sees coming is her own sexual tension with the leader of the boys, Cash Sterling…
Opinion:
Even considering how much I loved Keplinger’s last two books, I did not expect to like this book. It’s about a rivalry before the football and soccer players, two groups of people that I generally don’t care about. I hate sports, and I usually don’t get along with people who play/watch sports. I generally feel awkward around those people, and I don’t really like people that I’m uncomfortable around, so reading a book about such people didn’t sound like fun. Really, I only read it because it was written by Kody Keplinger, and I figured I should give it a shot.
I’m definitely glad I did. I think I actually ended up liking this book more than either of her other two. Lissa’s boyfriend Randy is sort of the stereotypical jerky jock, but other than that the characters are really well-developed and interesting. I still don’t really care about sports, but for the first time I can sort of understand the appeal of dating a sports player and cheering them on at games.
Lissa is my favorite of all of Keplinger’s protagonists, as I could relate to her more. She doesn’t always stand up for herself (at least at first). She’s awkward in social situations. She’s sort of bossy. She reads books with a red pen in her hand. She’s definitely my kind of character. She definitely grows as the story continues, and I enjoyed watching her slowly figure out what she wanted and how to go for it.
I also loved Cash Sterling. I liked the guys from the other two Keplinger books I’ve read, but there was something about Cash that I found myself drawn to (even though his name is ridiculous). I guess it’s because he reminds me so much of this guy I used to like. Like Cash, he flirted with everyone but never actually dated anyone. Like Lissa, I found myself hoping that something would happen with this unattainable boy and then having it all go sour without having any idea what just happened. So, really, a lot of my enjoyment from this book and the main love interest stems from my own background. But that’s okay, because everyone brings their experiences with them when they read, and I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s found herself in Lissa’s position before.
The supporting characters were great, as well. There are a lot of girls getting together to talk about not having sex, and Keplinger does a great job at making them all (or at least the ones that we get to see) sound unique. People view sex differently, and Keplinger does a good job of showing that with these characters. I loved Chloe. She’s loud and funny and doesn’t put up with any crap from people. She’s also not afraid to admit that she likes sex. I liked that the girls eventually started talking about sex and being open with each other. At times if felt a little too much like we were being lectured, but I don’t think it’s possible to have characters have that conversation (which was important for the novel) without sounding a little preachy, so I’m not really upset by it.
I definitely enjoyed this modern version of Lysistrata. The characters were realistic and amusing. Also, someone starts singing an ‘NSYNC song at one point. I mean, really, what more can you ask for in a book?
Book Review: A Midsummer’s Nightmare by Kody Keplinger
Title: A Midsummer’s Nightmare 
Author: Kody Keplinger
Page Count: 291
F/NF: Fiction
Genre: Contemporary NA (Since Whitley has graduated high school, I’m counting this as book #3 in my NA challenge)
Rating: 9/10
Goodreads Summary:
Whitley Johnson’s dream summer with her divorcé dad has turned into a nightmare. She’s just met his new fiancée and her kids. The fiancée’s son? Whitley’s one-night stand from graduation night. Just freakin’ great.
Worse, she totally doesn’t fit in with her dad’s perfect new country-club family. So Whitley acts out. She parties. Hard. So hard she doesn’t even notice the good things right under her nose: a sweet little future stepsister who is just about the only person she’s ever liked, a best friend (even though Whitley swears she doesn’t “do” friends), and a smoking-hot guy who isn’t her stepbrother…at least, not yet. It will take all three of them to help Whitley get through her anger and begin to put the pieces of her family together.
Filled with authenticity and raw emotion, Whitley is Kody Keplinger’s most compelling character to date: a cynical Holden Caulfield-esque girl you will wholly care about.
Opinion:
This is the second book I’ve read by Kody Keplinger, and I liked this one even more than the first one (The DUFF). This book didn’t have to overcome anything in order for me to enjoy reading it. I was hooked from the first sentence. I felt vaguely like I was reading the first Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants book at first, but Keplinger manages to take a similar situation and make it completely her own. I loved it.
Whitley was such a great character to read about. I sort of wanted to smack her at the beginning of the book for hating her mother so much while she adored her father who was clearly the one at fault, but overall I enjoyed reading about her. She’s definitely flawed, but you can’t help but feel for her. The more we got to know her, the more I wanted someone to give her a hug.
The rest of the characters in this book were just as well-rounded and realistic. Bailey was adorable, acting like a real teenager who’s just starting to branch out and become her own person. Nathan was a great love interest. A basketball player who’s handsome and also a nerd – a little bit of something for everyone without feeling fake. I wish we had seen a bit more of Whitley’s mother, but her father and Sylvia definitely played important roles, and I was happy to watch them transform as the novel progressed.
I was also really excited to see some familiar faces in this novel. Harrison, the gay best friend who embraces some stereotypes and shatters others, was great. We met him in The DUFF, but he was definitely more of a side character there. He becomes a real person in this novel, and he was a great addition to the cast. Wesley and Bianca, the stars of The DUFF, had a brief appearance in this novel, which was awesome. I really enjoyed watching Whitley react to Bianca. This book makes sense if you haven’t read The DUFF, but that whole scene is even more amusing if you already know Wesley and Bianca.
This book is a cute, fast read that also deals with some real issues. There’s been a lot of talk in the news recently about the rape culture in America, and this book definitely calls out slut-shaming and (hopefully) makes people question the way they treat other people, although it never comes across as overly preachy or anything. I think this is a great book for teenagers and adults to read. The step-sibling thing is sort of weird, but I couldn’t help rooting for them anyway.

